Nice

1 hour ago with 11 notes
#oh my god   
via: birdturdnerd / source: sciencefucker 1 hour ago with 11,113 notes
via: lunarbot / source: kizatchi 5 hours ago with 26 notes

remember when hawks were actively trying to kill me in 2013

6 hours ago with 7 notes

It’s hard to act angry when you’re stomping up a spiral staircase.

#oh my god    #the room   
via: drakefan666 / source: getyourspoons 7 hours ago with 965 notes
via: waltass / source: egberts 9 hours ago with 13,073 notes

horrornerdgirl:

poster for the hit gay porn film, reservoir dogs

via: seafloozy / source: horrornerdgirl 20 hours ago with 548 notes

Great Question!

BLENDED is the perfect film for the whole family! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

#anonymous    #ask    #h e l p m e   
21 hours ago with 11 notes
Anonymous: i haven't rubbed my dongs on anyone lately due to my chronic heart failure so if you could hook a dong anon up with panis that'd be mad tight no pun intended

this is nipplethief.tumblr.com not okcupid

#Anonymous    #ask   
21 hours ago with 11 notes
Anonymous: like if u ship panis/dong

please Love Yourself

#Anonymous    #ask   
21 hours ago with 5 notes
Anonymous: wow that's f-cked up, bro. my whole family died in the dong wars of '72. :'3( you've been reported.

#Anonymous    #ask   
21 hours ago with 7 notes

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

#HANNAH   
via: deputybillolson / source: rnaiden 21 hours ago with 53,198 notes
Anonymous: “there are dongs worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” - albert camus, nobel prize winner

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of dongs” -your mom

#Anonymous    #ask   
21 hours ago with 2 notes

i keep falling asleep but it’s only 10:50 i can’t knockout yet

21 hours ago with 6 notes
Anonymous: "The dong war, at the dong place, at the dong time, and with the dong enemy." - General Omar Bradley

i cant believe this

#Anonymous    #ask   
22 hours ago with 1 note
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